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The Razor Salesman
2002
Ideomancer Unbound, Ideomancer, ed. Chris Clarke & Mikal Trimm

 

The razor salesman doesn't say anything. His skin is grey like overchewed gum. His trousers are perfectly pressed, a high, neat ridge ironed straight down the front. The sun is setting behind him, painting a golden outline across his neck and smooth, round face. He is wearing a grey suit (with gold foil shoulders, it seems) and black shoes. Beside his left shoe is another small briefcase. A larger one. Why does he need so many razors?

"Who buys all these?" Ellen asks.

The razor salesman is smiling with a thin, lipless mouth.

"People like you," he says, but he doesn't elaborate.

Ellen decides she doesn't like him. She can make that kind of decision very quickly. But it's a shame he's not selling something else, something she could use. Home delivered, and everything. What a waste.

She shakes her head and shuts the door firmly. Turns back inside and sighs. The house is a mess again and the boys are shouting upstairs. Bloodcurdling shouts, like maybe they're being murdered. Ellen waits for the silence of a successful homicide, but it doesn't come. I guess they're still alive, then, she thinks. Not without humour.

 


 

 

 

 

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